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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Elevator 101

Alright bros,
Don't you get really pissed off when a perfectly able-body person uses the elevator to go up/down one floor? Especially when stair access is within 10 feet away?

This happens to me on a daily basis at my university. I take the elevator because I have six floors to travel and there is always these lazy ass, inconsiderate people who use the elevator to go up one floor and it makes taking the elevator miserable for people who actually need to use it.

Not only does it make it miserable for people traveling 2+ floors, but for handicapped people who need extra space, are crowded with these self-absorbed children think they need to ride the elevator for one floor.

So fuck this shit, I can't stop them really from taking the elevator so how bout I try a little elevator "hacking" and make the elevator go directly to the top floor while ignoring everyone else's requests to the 2nd floor LOL.



Fuck that shit I'm doing it.
Posted by comradejoker.blogspot.com/ at 9:54 AM

52 comments:

  1. momoSeptember 28, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    i tried it, works!

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  2. RiverSeptember 28, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    dude, this shit is so legit. pisses a lot of people off, too. :)

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  3. TroySeptember 28, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    That's true? Shit I'm gonna try this.
    Passing by, supporting the blog, following ya baby.
    You should
    check mine out too.

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  4. RatsRunThisTownSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    I get the same at my uni. I'm on 6th floor and I HATE people getting lift to 1st or 2nd

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  5. http://adf.ly/aUUDSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    sick life hack dog

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  6. troykanSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    does this work in sweden you think?

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  7. NajSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    thanks for following my blog. here to return the favor.

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    LOL, and when it stops?

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  9. Light Weight Baby!September 28, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    there's good information here

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  10. Hold UpSeptember 28, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    lool nice post men ! support broth http://myeasyguide.blogspot.com/ !

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  11. RoodNverseSeptember 28, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    everytime i do it ppl like oh it missed my floor , its kinda funny...id act like oh no whats going on....heh

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  12. peedewbaSeptember 28, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    thats the shit right there

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  13. AsherSeptember 28, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    the more you know!
    But I'm all about the stairs personally. You have to learn Elevator etiquette, there is no stair etiquette...

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  14. Michael CasspirSeptember 28, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    Six floors? Take the stairs yourself, and you won't ever need to worry about those lazy 1-floor kids again!

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  15. LizardSeptember 28, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    i use the stairs mostly. don't like the feeling of being cramped up. but if i have to go up/down a lot of floors i'll use the elevator.

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  16. Biff TannerSeptember 28, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    i will try this thanks

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  17. Tommi CloxSeptember 28, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    Wow, an automatic express, thanks dude!

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Supportin :D
    Cool post bro!

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  19. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 28, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    this is one of my more favorite blog posts from you :)

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  20. UnrealSeptember 28, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Sweet, I must check out if that works next time I feel lazy and use an elevator

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  21. Defective RobotSeptember 28, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    I tried this the other week and it didnt work :( Maybe i did it wrong?

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  22. loloriz0rSeptember 28, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    Sweet hax0ring there.

    <:

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  23. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    Ha, I work EMS and I use this

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  24. TeamBlogSeptember 28, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    Awesome I'll have to try this :D

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  25. SlumphSeptember 28, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    epic =D seen it before =D

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  26. Janus KaneSeptember 28, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    Haha, thanks so much for the comment and follow, mate! You've got my daily love, just keep giving us updates. Blogging is fast becoming my addiction.

    For the record, that works like a charm, I work security at a hotel. And yes, every guest uses the elevator to go up one floor. And yes, the stairs are next to the elevator.

    Love the site!
    -JKane

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  27. FoodSeptember 28, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    I guess it's a good thing that there aren't any tall buildings where I live.

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  28. David DavidsonSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Oh god yes. Sometimes I see a fat person doing this and I start fuming inside. I'm taking the elevator because my girlfriend works on the 8th floor. You, are getting off on the second.

    TAKE THE STAIRS IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT.

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  29. killerkunSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    This doesn't work in mexico elevators :/

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  30. plethramSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:18 PM

    more power to you!!
    legit blog by the way :)

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  31. DJOHARSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    I've seen this posted a lot, but also heard that it doesn't actually work on all elevators...

    I've never been in a busy enough elevator to try it myself.

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  32. AspectSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    Does this really work? I'm going to try this when I go to work tomorrow!

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  33. Touch and FeelSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    I live on the top floor of my dorm, so I will definitely test this out.

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  34. SkimboshSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    You *CAN* stop them from using the elevator, but it involves you riding in there with them.
    It also involves eating some cabbage and beans...

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  35. Mr.AwesomeSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    Thanks for the support man! Ill be following yours as well, thanks for the elevator hack lol

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  36. Roman BradySeptember 28, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    I am definitely going to try this out at work! Awesome blog bro!!

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  37. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    haha ill be taking advantage of this! thanks! supporting you bro

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  38. Sarah BananahammockSeptember 28, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    Ohjeez! BAAHAHAHA! I`m going to try this the next time I`m in an elevator! PS, LOVE the guy fawkes profile pic. ;)

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  39. MIPSSeptember 28, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    How about elevators that take an inexplicably long time to reach your floor? That always irks me.

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  40. You Piss Me OffSeptember 28, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    Hahaha, I didn't know you could do that. o.O

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  41. gamefreak3335September 28, 2010 at 11:27 PM

    I have done this before!

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  42. Alex DeLargeSeptember 29, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    unfortunately this little trick doesnt work on my elevators

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  43. i_love_weedSeptember 29, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    damn thats really useful, thanks...

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  44. BLUERADSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:17 AM

    You never know, some ppl take the elevator to go up one floor because they have been working the whole day, or have just had 3 classes nonstop. Even though they could just take the stairs, its easier to take the elevator. I myself lug around a huge laptop bag and book sometimes weighing over 30 lbs, so I may take the elevator instead of walking one flight of stairs.

    -Rad

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  45. ToomuchtimeSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:29 AM

    Nice. Gotta try that.

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  46. AnnoNeuvoSeptember 29, 2010 at 3:50 AM

    One of life's little hacks... :D

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  47. maxSeptember 29, 2010 at 5:35 AM

    tell me if it works xD I saw this before but never tryed xD also you dont always have dor closing button xD

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  48. remziSeptember 29, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    Thanks for the info

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  49. Light Weight Baby!September 29, 2010 at 9:41 AM

    awesome, I like what I see here...

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  50. rockStarSeptember 29, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    supportin!

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  51. NameSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    Cool im gonna try this :D

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  52. AnbuJustinSeptember 29, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    tried this before but didnt work. Might have done it wrong though

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