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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Are you Alive?

WARNING
 This warning is for YOU

Do you guys forget the movie Fight Club that came out in '99?
I almost did.
Today some punk kid ran into me without apologizing for his clumsy behavior.
I almost just walked away like it never happened.
Then fight club kicked in.
He fought back and it was great.
I never felt so alive.
Let me refresh you on Tyler Durden's message: 

If you are reading this then this warning is for you.
Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. 
Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?
Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? 
Do you think every thing you're supposed to think?
Buy what you're told to want? 
Get out of your apartment.
Meet a member of the opposite sex. 
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.
Quit your job.
Start a fight.
Prove you're alive.
If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned
- Tyler.  

Me and the fellow enjoyed our selves feeling alive, we shook hands and laughed as we dusted off the dirt and attended to our wounds.
Fuck, I'm so alive and life is good.
How was your day today? 

71 comments:

  1. Fight club changed my life man :) never felt more alive than i do now

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  2. That movie was great, I still need to get around to reading the book. Day is going by...... Need a change.

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  3. I don't believe that you got in a fight. Who does that?

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  4. Best movie ever, book can be life-changing, too. Good choice.
    Hope you had a good fight.

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  5. Did ya make 'em cry? Tell us moar man!

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  6. I'm no Yugi Moto, this would never work.

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  7. Makes you think. "Working jobs we cant stand so we can buy shit we dont need". Love live Tyler

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  8. #1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

    #2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

    #3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

    I follow you bra, and you?
    +1

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  9. one of the first DVD's I ever purchased

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  10. aww... cliff miller beat me to the rules :(

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  11. Good movie, almost unbelievable story :P

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  12. This is great thanks, and keep up the good work.
    Cheers

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  13. Pretty sweet movie. Need to watch it again. Sweet story man.

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  14. movie was the best. I try to live like this daily.

    what would tyler do lol

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  15. I like that movie and when I saw it I felt identified, and perhaps most of us.

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  16. Thanks for commenting on my last post! Your input will help me with my next one.

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  17. I'd like to find a Fight Club. I think I could make use of it.

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  18. words i live by everyday with eh scars to prove it

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  19. already been into too many fights, i think i feel alive enough for now

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  20. Fight club is one of the best movies ever!

    "You are not a unique snowflake" :D

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  21. Surprisingly I've never seen this movie.

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  22. Great movie, you have won my heart.

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  23. A great homage to a great movie.

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  24. Awesome

    Follow my blog

    http://babysittingcreamgames.blogspot.com/

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  25. the first rule of apathy club- ahw fuck it

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  26. Is this from the book? I need to get around to reading it.

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  27. The most moving scene in that movie is the "human sacrifice" scene. Where Durden puts the gas station cashier to gun point and asked him "WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE?" Such a strong message. I highly suggest this movie to anyone who hasn't seen it.

    good post man!

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  28. such a great movie....ahh the memories

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  29. I haven't watched Fight Club and I have never been in a real right. Damn, I need to start living haha.

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  30. i hope you don't get your ass kicked by somebody who is truly crazy, and not just socially maladjusted like you and me and everybody else here...

    also: disable your captcha

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  31. That is a total leap of faith and only a real man can take it.

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  32. you have no idea how badly i want to watch fight club now...

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  33. aww shiet Sorry Guise I didn't know I was forcing you guys to type captchas...they're turned off now.

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  34. good movie. but there's been much better...

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  35. #1 The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

    #2 The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

    #3 If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

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  36. my day was tight i busted out a chainsaw and chopped a tree down

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  37. Good shit. Didn't really like Choke that much, though.

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  38. What a great movie. It's been a while since I saw it, I should give it a DL again.

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  39. Ahh comrade, its god to see another living life to it's fullest. I've been there mate, and its an amazing feeling. Especially when you meet like-minded people out of a scuffle. Maybe one day I'll get around to posting all my fighting scars. Maybe you should too.

    -JKane

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  40. That book made me see the world completely different, also the movie, it was great

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  41. I try to blow up a credit reporting agency once a month... someday i'll succeed...

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  42. "you will start a fight with a stranger, and you will loose it."
    thanks for the post, that is a nice one

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  43. epic movie. the dude shot himself in the face ffs.

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  44. >Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.
    >Stop the excessive masturbation.
    >Stop the masturbation.
    >masturbation.


    >we shook hands and laughed
    >we shook hands
    >shook hands
    >hands

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  45. man I'd probably do the same thing if someone ran into me and didn't apologize. That shit just doesn't go

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  46. love women



    mmawillgrow.blogspot.com

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  47. hell yeah! i fucking love that movie!

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  48. Fight Club... I shall watch it again now. Thanks for reminding me =)

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  49. Really got to get around to reading the book

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  50. Shhhh man, did you forget the first rule ?!

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  51. yup, that was an awesome movie.

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  52. kids need to get beaten up, i say

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