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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Elevator 101

Alright bros,
Don't you get really pissed off when a perfectly able-body person uses the elevator to go up/down one floor? Especially when stair access is within 10 feet away?

This happens to me on a daily basis at my university. I take the elevator because I have six floors to travel and there is always these lazy ass, inconsiderate people who use the elevator to go up one floor and it makes taking the elevator miserable for people who actually need to use it.

Not only does it make it miserable for people traveling 2+ floors, but for handicapped people who need extra space, are crowded with these self-absorbed children think they need to ride the elevator for one floor.

So fuck this shit, I can't stop them really from taking the elevator so how bout I try a little elevator "hacking" and make the elevator go directly to the top floor while ignoring everyone else's requests to the 2nd floor LOL.



Fuck that shit I'm doing it.

55 comments:

  1. dude, this shit is so legit. pisses a lot of people off, too. :)

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  2. That's true? Shit I'm gonna try this.
    Passing by, supporting the blog, following ya baby.
    You should
    check mine out too.

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  3. I get the same at my uni. I'm on 6th floor and I HATE people getting lift to 1st or 2nd

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  4. does this work in sweden you think?

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  5. thanks for following my blog. here to return the favor.

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  6. lool nice post men ! support broth http://myeasyguide.blogspot.com/ !

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  7. everytime i do it ppl like oh it missed my floor , its kinda funny...id act like oh no whats going on....heh

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  8. the more you know!
    But I'm all about the stairs personally. You have to learn Elevator etiquette, there is no stair etiquette...

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  9. Six floors? Take the stairs yourself, and you won't ever need to worry about those lazy 1-floor kids again!

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  10. i use the stairs mostly. don't like the feeling of being cramped up. but if i have to go up/down a lot of floors i'll use the elevator.

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  11. Wow, an automatic express, thanks dude!

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  12. this is one of my more favorite blog posts from you :)

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  13. Sweet, I must check out if that works next time I feel lazy and use an elevator

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  14. I tried this the other week and it didnt work :( Maybe i did it wrong?

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  15. Awesome I'll have to try this :D

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  16. Haha, thanks so much for the comment and follow, mate! You've got my daily love, just keep giving us updates. Blogging is fast becoming my addiction.

    For the record, that works like a charm, I work security at a hotel. And yes, every guest uses the elevator to go up one floor. And yes, the stairs are next to the elevator.

    Love the site!
    -JKane

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  17. I guess it's a good thing that there aren't any tall buildings where I live.

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  18. Oh god yes. Sometimes I see a fat person doing this and I start fuming inside. I'm taking the elevator because my girlfriend works on the 8th floor. You, are getting off on the second.

    TAKE THE STAIRS IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT.

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  19. This doesn't work in mexico elevators :/

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  20. more power to you!!
    legit blog by the way :)

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  21. I've seen this posted a lot, but also heard that it doesn't actually work on all elevators...

    I've never been in a busy enough elevator to try it myself.

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  22. Does this really work? I'm going to try this when I go to work tomorrow!

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  23. I live on the top floor of my dorm, so I will definitely test this out.

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  24. You *CAN* stop them from using the elevator, but it involves you riding in there with them.
    It also involves eating some cabbage and beans...

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  25. Thanks for the support man! Ill be following yours as well, thanks for the elevator hack lol

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  26. I am definitely going to try this out at work! Awesome blog bro!!

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  27. haha ill be taking advantage of this! thanks! supporting you bro

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  28. Ohjeez! BAAHAHAHA! I`m going to try this the next time I`m in an elevator! PS, LOVE the guy fawkes profile pic. ;)

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  29. How about elevators that take an inexplicably long time to reach your floor? That always irks me.

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  30. Hahaha, I didn't know you could do that. o.O

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  31. unfortunately this little trick doesnt work on my elevators

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  32. damn thats really useful, thanks...

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  33. You never know, some ppl take the elevator to go up one floor because they have been working the whole day, or have just had 3 classes nonstop. Even though they could just take the stairs, its easier to take the elevator. I myself lug around a huge laptop bag and book sometimes weighing over 30 lbs, so I may take the elevator instead of walking one flight of stairs.

    -Rad

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  34. tell me if it works xD I saw this before but never tryed xD also you dont always have dor closing button xD

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  35. awesome, I like what I see here...

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  36. tried this before but didnt work. Might have done it wrong though

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